Code Nostra
Nice bakery. Shame if it didn't have an app.
New Localhost runs on apps, except the shops on your block. Run a noir racket where the protection money is a SaaS subscription and your gang is a crew of AI agents. Nice little bakery. Shame if it didn't have an app.


Everything it needs.
Nothing it doesn't.
A strategy game that roasts vibe coders and their critics equally: plan the week on a city map, then swipe through the fallout.
Your gang is a crew of AI agents
Vinnie ships before you finish the sentence. Doc wants two weeks to refactor, so that nothing looks different. Your Consigliere tells you you're absolutely right.

Swipe through the consequences
Every week ends one card at a time: a security researcher in your messages, the Template Boys, your mum asking why the bakery app wants her contacts. Swipe, or tap a button.

Every dollar gets a receipt
Every week closes with a receipt: who paid, what it cost, and why your Respect moved. Ship in a hurry and Tech Debt comes to collect.

Every run ends in a verdict
Collect ten endings, from Small Timer to Kingpin of Localhost, across Bakery Row, the Docks and Uptown.

A closer look




Offline. No ads. No accounts.
Code Nostra runs entirely on your phone. Your runs stay there, and nothing is tracked.
Nothing leaves your phone
No accounts, no analytics, no ads and no tracking. The game needs no internet to play.
Bakery Row is free
The whole first district is free, with every one of its endings. One purchase of EUR 3.99 unlocks the Docks, Uptown and the city finale. Pay once, keep it.

Nice bakery. Shame if it didn't have an app.
Free. Unlock everything once for €3.99.
Specifications
- Price
- Free + in-app purchases
- Platforms
- iOS · Android
- Languages
- EN
- Category
- Games
Questions
When can I play?
Now, on Android: Code Nostra is out on Google Play. The iPhone version is coming soon to the App Store.
What is free?
All of Bakery Row, the first district, with every one of its endings. One in-app purchase of EUR 3.99 unlocks the rest of the city: the Docks, Uptown and the city finale. Pay once, keep it. No subscriptions, no ads, no energy timers.
Do I need internet?
No. The game runs fully offline. Only a purchase or a restore goes through the App Store or Google Play.
Do you collect any data?
No. There are no accounts, no analytics, no ads and no tracking. Your runs stay on your phone.
Is it anti vibe coding?
It is anti everybody, fairly. Vibe coders, skeptical developers, the Old Guard and you all get roasted.
Who is it for?
Players aged 16 and older. It is a satire of organized crime and software culture, with no depicted violence.
